Sleep three hours a night

A new machine invented by the University of Wisconsin technology and science geeks allows for people to sleep instantly and for three hours, yet receive the same amount of brain rest that one would receive after sleeping eight hours.

Last night I had Paranoid Android stuck in my head and couldn't get to sleep. I was helpless to the damn guitar riffs. Seriously. If my brain ever relaxed from deep thought, it immediately started hearing the guitar from that song. I went to bed at 10, but didn't fall asleep till around 130. I had to get up at 445, so I'm a regular fire cracker this morning.

What I would give for a machine that could just put me asleep for three hours and I would feel completely rejuvenated. I could stay up fairly late every night farting around on the net trying to find free porn and not go to bed until 1AM. Or, the other option would be to get up super early and get some exercise cause lord knows I need it.

Last week I posed the question "What could be the coolest invention imagined." The question was a hit. I would have to put this one up there because it does so much for everyone. I think I might feel like a super hero with this machine. Sleeps-21-hours-a-week-but-is-healthy-boy.