ET to solve Global Warming

Ya know, I can't believe I didn't think of this. As close as I am with Big Foot, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he can solve the problem.

A Canadian genius requests the world to release all technology that they discovered from da aliens. He said that in order to travel all that distance, they would have to have something that is efficient and can eliminate a lot of fossil fuel usage. Duh. Oh, and this guy was a former defense minister for CAN.

This got me thinking, if we were on Robtopia, all the aliens would come to Robtopia as a vacation spot. We would be alien friendly (not to be confused with illegal aliens, because I hate them). There would be no need for Will Smith to wear a black suit because there would be no hiding from our people.

In fact, some revisions from my original layout of Robtopia... a quarter of the planet used for technology and science (mainly for militaristic purposes), half for human population, and the last quarter for vacation spots. Put in some water fronts that can't be owned, just rented. Hmmm, actually that would be hard to figure out, so I don't know how I would do it. Would I allow illegal aliens come in just so they can work the vacation spots? Maybe I can import me some French. They deserve bitch work. And considering I am going to nuke their home land, they will be looking for a new place to live.

As soon as our military is sufficient enough, we will then invade all places on earth I don't like. No plans of killing all citizens, just kill the evil ones. Who am I kidding, you caught me. The plan IS to kill all of the inhabitants of those countries. Eventually, earth will become Robtopia's waste land. That is where we will put the trash.

And Vice Prez Big Foot will personally take care of the law. No tolerance. You break the law, you die. Even if it is as simple as stealing a candy bar. And even if you are four years old. Dead. And B.F. don't fuck around. He is known for eating his victims... alive.

I will also bring back Gladiator stuff. People will have to fight lions and shit. But they aren't fighting for their freedom, just so they can stay alive a little bit longer. I figure eventually, they will tire and the lion will win.

Robtopia will also consist of a very large lion breeding center. Cloning might be easier, so we will go with that. Clone me some lions and have them attack criminals. I'z clone'em up, send'em out, and watch'em kill. Thats how I do.