Today's News

Cool Stuff

Starting off with a bang. China discovers how they can win any war they want. The Pigeon has brain implants that allow the controller to fly the bird.
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Big Foot appears to have been contracted by the government as they are working on a paralysis bean. I guess we can shine it on someone, and then they cannot move. I want one for going to bars.
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BBC reports about NASA's New Horizon's mission that is to take a look at Pluto. It will be nearing Jupiter soon, and will be the first up close look on the planet since '95. It will also look at Io, which is the planet covered in Volcanoes.
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Paul Clark was the subject of study for this article.
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Rumple Stiltzskin wins poker game.
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Probably the best mom ever. Teach your children to act retarded for money? I'd like to see a picture of this family. The bold opener made me laugh.
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Supposedly we use to not be able to drink milk. That's all.
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We are working on making a quiet vehicle. Awesome. I think we really need to work on leaving this planet and searching the galaxy because we don't have any foes on this planet to put such cool technology to work. I wish Martians were real.

And it sound like Big Foot is behind this one, too. He probably uses this every day when fighting the S.P.
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National Geographic reports that Japan has grown mice teeth and whiskers.

Boring News

Democrats are backing off their aspirations to take over America because they realize it isn't as popular. Just a week ago, it was being reported that they were doing what "America wants." Now, it isn't going to work, so they are moving on to what "America really wants."
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Our savior actually uses more energy and electricity than most Americans. Supposedly Gore goes through twice as much electricity in a month than the typical American goes through in a year. The article says that the numbers don't tell the whole story, and I buy it. I would highly doubt that Gore would be so stupid to do what he does, and then "destroy" the environment with his home.
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Second warmest winter on record. The warmest is the 88-89 winter.

Not mentioned in the piece, but it dawned on me that our poles shift (the North pole would become the south and vice versa) every 200 and some odd years. I learned about it on some Discovery Channel presentation. Anyway, it said we were overdue for a shift which would cause a climate change. This is what wikipedia had to say about it.
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Oversight or Illegal?

The Clinton's run their own family charity that allows claim to $5 M in tax deductions. Yet, they did not report it on the annual Senate Financial sheets which is required by the Ethics in Government Act.

The article makes light that she isn't the only person to do this, and the Democrats aren't the only party, either. Fuckin' politicians.
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Finally, Garlic doesn't help with cholesterol.
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Even Mexicans want border security and enforcement of returning illegal aliens.