I'm afraid I am turning into Bieck

I can't get to sleep before 4AM and don't wake up until at least noon.

The best way to compare football teams

Right Here!!!!

I'm contemplating legal action

I'm told Yahoo has a commerical that pictures Bigfoot shaving and going on a date. Going back to the story Jordan Stump story, this has been suggested by us in the past. Pay-up Yahoo.

The One

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I hate stupid women

Stupid people in general piss me off, but stupid women, who think every guy wants to do them...thats the worst.

Green Glass Beer Bottles

You can KILL SADDAM HUSSEIN, but you can't murder him.

You can COORS, but you can't light.

You can MILLER, but you can't light.

You can SHOOT, but not with a gun.

You can be a FAGGOT, but you can't be gay.

GREEN GLASS BEER BOTTLES.

Another reason the NFL blows

Why does the Super Bowl matter? Like I said earlier, the "best" team in the NFL changes weekly. What does week 21 matter from the rest? Why are you the best team of the year if you are the best team the last week of the season? Stupid. College ball, you must be the best team every week, or you will drop in ranking. You drop in ranking, you don't play for the championship.

Paul Clark is gay

Sorry I just outted you to the world.

Is Negative Media the Only Way?

With the loss to Auburn in the Cotton Bowl, I have read so many articles about how Callahan is an idiot. Most of them are written by people that don't know the least about football, but it doesn't matter. If they are a Husker fan, then being such qualifies them to have a say. If they are a national media outlet, then being given that box means everything they say is golden.

But other than their lack of knowledge on topics they write about, journalists seem to rely on writing negatively about any and everything. I can't get too upset about it because the market for journalists is flooded. This does show how sad that profession is, though. They only way to succeed is to write bull shit about something they know nothing about antithetically.

Paul's favorite movie came out on DVD today

Do you ever have the problem of using the Internet way too much? Well, some people the Internet is like crack. They spend up to 20 hours dicking around, getting nothing accomplished.

Unfortunately, one of our informants has this problem. I use to call him up to see what he is doing. Well, he pencilled in the dicking around and said he was too busy.

The plan is to find the littlest facts so to use those facts while in conversation with others to accomplish their goal of attention. You see, I had never heard of the movie Snakes on a Plane until Paul informed me about everything it consists of, including behind the scenes stuff.

I believe Paul is in detox right now. Prayers are with you.

New dance craze

The C-town scamper. As in Charlotte. You know, Charlotte is the self-proclaimed "new Atlanta." ATL has the A-town stomp, so new school as the C-town scamper. Old school has the dirty birds. CHA has the messy cats.

Act like ya don't know.

Come on line

I like you, lets do this.