Quote

"Not every moment rules."

Scott Mosier

Hmmm

Michael Strahan is a really good actor.

Happy birthday Jesus.

Hope you got everything you wanted.

FYI

I just finished watching the Christmas classic, Waterworld, and discovered that the little girl was in Napolean Dynomite.

George Lucas

I have come to the conclusion that Lucas got lucky with Star Wars and Indiana Jones.

Hmmm

I wonder what the history of "Holy Toledo" is.

Pol Klark's favorite presidential candiate...

Senator Edwards denied

Added on 20/11/2006.

According to the Associated Press, Senator John Edwards will have to wait in line like the rest of us.

One of John Edwards' staff members has contacted Wal-Mart in Raleigh, North Carolina, asking if the Senator will be able to get a PS3 without waiting in a line. This is pretty funny, considering that Senator Edwards had recently been involved in a hearing on the poor treatment of Wal-Mart employees.

When contacted about the call to Wal-Mart, the call apparently never took place: "He instructed no one to contact Wal-Mart on our behalf." Later, however, Edwards admitted that a staff member did contact Wal-Mart, although he said the employee was attempting to secure a PS3 for himself and not for the Senator.

Wal-Mart made this comment on the situation: "While the rest of America's working families are waiting patiently in line, Sen. Edwards wants to cut to the front."

Apparently what happened was that Edwards' wife made a comment to him in front of this particular member of staff about wanting a PS3 for their children, and then he saw this opportunity to try and snatch one for himself.

Pol Kkklark thinks clever spelling gains attention

Win u spel things diferently, mor peepl wil notiss. Or atleest this izz hizz nu I-deeology.

Pick Quote

"Happy Birthday you Fucking Faggot."

He wanted that to go on a hat.

NBC is forcing YouTube to remove

all their videos. This is bull shit and doesn't make any sense. People aren't capable of watching most of these videos elsewhere (say a money making venture like putting them on a DVD), and the quality of the videos are pretty crappy, so no one would put them on a DVD.

A good idea would be for SNL to start giving the possibility of making your own best of DVDs. Select from skits through out all the years, pay like 50 cents per skit, and have it mailed to you. That is one hell of an idea. In fact, that the lord I'm publishing this, because it they do come out with that idea, I will hire a lawyer and demand 30%.

Best commercial of all time

Put on your dancin' shoes, it's the Outback commercial.



I guess this is a remake of some song by a band named Of Montreal. At least that was what YouTube told me.

I know this hottie

She use to go out with my boy, Andy, and she use to be the roomate of "she-wish-she-was-my-girlfriend" Erin. Thought you would like to know.

Here is the entire story from the unl website:

Anna Drozda

One of seven current or former University of Nebraska-Lincoln students who were awarded study-abroad opportunities this year under prestigious Fulbright scholarships, Anna Drozda, who earned her bachelor's degree in 2005 in art and art history, applied to study at Charles University in Prague in the Czech Republic. While there, she will work on the project "Women in Socialist Realist Art." Her research is important in establishing an understanding between gender, art and the former totalitarian society. She was an Honors Program graduate and participated in the Undergraduate Creative Activities and Research Experiences program at UNL with faculty adviser Michael Hoff in art and art history.

Anna stated that opportunities like UCARE, her College Student Advisory Board, and the Honors Program all helped her reach her full potential as a college student in a wide variety of ways. With a UCARE grant, Anna worked with Professor Michael Hoff on his research on Roman architecture in Southern Turkey and as a member of the College Student Advisory Board, she was able to develop her grant-writing skills. Anna completed an Honors Program thesis project entitled, "Socialist Realism in the Czech Republic: An Analysis of Three Monuments in Three Cities," where she explored public works of art and architecture created during the first decade of the communism in the Czech Republic.

While studying at UNL, Anna discovered that there was no need to limit her learning to one geographical location. With financial assistance (grants) from the Hixson-Lied Fine and Performing Arts College and UCARE, she was able to study abroad six times. About her experiences, Anna states, "Studying abroad is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to grow personally and academically. Each study abroad experience helped me form my academic goals, develop my skills, and make the important connections to achieve these goals."

Anna's advice to students is, "Take every opportunity that is offered to you. Even if it looks like the smallest opening at the time, you never know what connections you might make for the future or what doors might be opened for you."

SNL: Celebrity Jeopardy

Sean Connery, Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler

People and Age

Last night at the Downtown, one of my home boys, Broders, got a keg and hooked a bunch of us up with free beer and shit. Anywho, I'm talking to another dude, Patrick, and he says, "It's sad when people-you-graduated-with's younger brothers are 21 now." I ask how old he was and the answer was 24. He acts like 24 is old.

Which brings me to something else I hate, and no offense to Patrick, I'm just glad he did it so I could remember to bitch about it. I hate it when people in their 20s bitch about being old. It means you just want people to recognize how mature you are...look at me, look at me.

My old boss, who was 27 when I started, couldn't go a day with out saying how old she was. Or the classic, "I'm getting old." You are not old, you are just seeking attention.

People and Elevators

I hate it when I get off an elevator and the people waiting to get on wait right in front of the elevator so you have to squeeze past them. Well, today, a pony tailed psychology teacher (I've seen him around the building) actually pushed himself on the elevator before I got off. What the hell.