Wikipedia edits their thoughts

Wikipedia had a section titled, "Alternate Theories," about Bigfoot. One simply lay claim to Bigfoot basically being Chewy, the Wookie from Star Wars. The more realistic claim, which begin my fascination with Bigfoot, was stated as such:

"Some researchers have suggested that Bigfoot is not a normal flesh-and-blood creature at all, but rather a 'trans-dimensional' entity that can pass through wormholes and enter our universe for short periods of time."

We all know that out-of-the-box theories aren't highly regarded in this conservative world, but I have a feeling this cover-up comes from a higher source. President Bush, I'm on to you.

I will get into my theories of Bigfoot eventually, but our so-called president is planning on capturing and using Bigfoot's trans dimensional abilities to further his own career, and to harvest other universes of their oil.

Something must be done.