Update:

Bigfoot has been playing with one of our employees in the Department of Modern Languages and Literatures at UNL. Although he is a humble creature, he must have his fun. Sunday, November 12th, Bigfoot had his fun by snatching the box cutter from the floor after Dr. Ganim accidentally knocked it on the ground.

When we learn how to communicate to Bigfoot, we might be able to get back all the things we have lost through the years. I will be trying to decipher the Bigfoot tongue over the next few years.