Robtopia

I was re-reading Paulina's post about me crying like a little baby. Well, I thought it would be a good idea to start telling the world the story about Robtopia.

First off, Robtopia began after the United States developed the technology to travel great distances in short periods of time. Light speed. Using space ships the size of states (as described by Carl Sagan in Cosmos), we gathered our fellow Americans and moved to Mars. Why? Because all our disagreements seem to stem from foreign soil.

We began to terraform Mars so that we could breath and so that water could thrive. The terraforming would allow the polar carbon ice caps to melt, creating said water (sounds like it could work). Half the planet is owned by the government so that they can advance our society even further. This would be done by building better space crafts allowing for deeper travel into the universe, and possibly finding intelligent life elsewhere.

The other half is used by the citizens.

FYIs about Robtopia:

1) Paul H. Clark is not allowed for he ruins everything good.
2) Actors and screenwriters aren't allowed to express political opinions construed as facts unless they quite the acting and screenwriting business and become political pundits.
3) The unit of currency no longer shows former presidents, but rather is opened for advertisements. This way we can pay for the production of money. At first, the dollar bill will say, "Advertise Here." Eventually companies like McDonald's and WalMart will be all over the place.
4) Teachers expressing political opinions can be fired right away. After that, they will be stripped down and laughed at by passer-byes. I must clarify that this only includes preaching opinions, and not opinions that are discussed with in friendly conversation.
5) Everyone must support our state by "I [heart] Robtopia" bumper stickers.