Democratic Party

How would you rank the Democratic party. Take people such as Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, John Edwards, Howard Dean, John Kerry, and Al Gore. From 1-6, six being the least favorite, how would you rank them? I tell you one way you wouldn't rank them, how they dress.

How idiotic does it sound to rank Howard Dean #1 because he wears a slick tie, or Bill Clinton #2 because he has a nice suit? Very idiotic.

Instead, the proper way to rank this party would be by deciding how harmless they are, and ranking that harmless person #1. Therefore, the correct ranking would be:

1. John Edwards
2. Al Gore
3. Howard Dean
4. Bill Clinton
5. Jimmy Carter
6. John Kerry

John Edwards is John Edwards.

Al Gore is spending time telling the world about the dangers of ManBearPig, or something. He seems to have gone crazy. Probably because he spent too many years with Clinton.

Howard Dean is pretty much as harmless as the rest. He was abandoned by his political party and that was because they saw how stupid and annoying the cat is. Making fun of this guy is too easy. What keeps him behind Gore is all his motivational speeches to the terrorists.

Bill Clinton is a slime ball. His power has begun to fade away. The fact he is an ex-president could be dangerous, but he isn't as vocal about his opinions as #5. Plus, I think he sees how big of a tool Carter is and he doesn't want to appear the same way. Clinton's mystique has worn off on some of the right, as well, and if he acts like Carter, those people will become sick of him.

Jimmy Carter is nuts. He goes to other countries and under-minds this staff and country's efforts. He did all he could to destroy this country's middle eastern allies while he was president.

John Effing Kerry. This shit bag has been given a stand and a mic for not-stop blabbing. He ended up with worse grades then our president at Yale, but gets away with calling him stupid. He has married into more money than this president possesses, but says he understands the poor. He calls the troops idiots, and then blames the president for politicizing the war. He speaks out his ass more than Jim Carrey, but amazingly never gets called out on it by the media. The fact this guy can say anything he wants, and will never be second guessed makes him extremely dangerous.

That is the proper way to organize the party. Not by how they dress.