Alec Baldwin is so sweet

Over at the Huff', he wrote an awe inspiring piece for our troops on Thanksgiving.

I know it sounds corny, but this Thanksgiving, I want to remember the troops in Iraq. And around the world, for that matter. These are men and women who have answered a call and sacrificed for their country, even in the worst of political times. This is a war with an overwhelmingly dubious provenance.

Perhaps I misread you, Alec. You do care about our troops, don't you.

Launched by a corrupt leadership that has perverted our democracy at home and disgraced our country around the world. And yet, a substantial number of brave men and women have signed up, for whatever reasons, to defend us.

Whoops. Spoke too soon. In the middle of calling them brave, he calls them stupid. How nice.

There will be other wars, right and wrong, in our future. We owe thanks to those who serve, even though we would all be better off if they came home.

Alec, wars are better fought on foreign soil, then again, maybe you thought Germany post-WWII was rather appealing. Unless you want them to return home and just close up shop, meaning lock up the borders and basically tell the rest of the world to deal with the terrorists, then this war needs to be fought.

I know, attacking Alec's blindness is about as easy as it comes, but I love the guy so much, I have to do it.

What cracks me up the most is all the pony-tailed fuck heads that responded to his three paragraph, "Happy Thanksgiving, you dumb shits," post, by saying, "you are so right Alec, thank you men and women over seas." I guess supporting the troops is too much to ask for. Simply saying thanks, but not meaning it, is good enough.

They truly believe that getting our troops home is what is best for our country. Wrong. Those same people supported this war, and the connected wars not too long ago. In fact, Clinton while in office said to America that Iraq needed to be dealt with. All that has been forgotten because now that Republicans are in office, supporting them, even for a second, and for the betterment of our country, means they lose power.

In today's DN, there was an article about death-to-America clan protesting out on O street. Lucky me, I have to walk past these guys every day they are out. "Honk for Peace" signs all over the place, as if it was that easy. Let me toot my horn and all of a sudden everyone will join hands.

But I bring this up because this quote made me laugh:

(Alex Stamm) helped plan the event and invited students based on their political views they listed on Facebook.

So, they wanted to preach to the choir. I might have been interested in seeing how off base this movie was. I didn't get an invite. Actually, I don't list my political preferences because I don't want to turn away any of those hot hippie chicks I like so much.

They may have accomplished more if they had invited the young republicans. It would have been one hell of a story about all the hoyty-twoyty republicans up in arms over the movie.

One of the first times I walked past this group I said something really clever, but damn it, I can't remember what it was. Do yourself a favor and laugh at whatever it was.

Ok, now go back and read Baldy's first five words and tell me if you really think he meant what he said, or if he chose to use the soldiers to better his own agenda. Well, at least he nearly got through one paragraph.

Robtopia

I was re-reading Paulina's post about me crying like a little baby. Well, I thought it would be a good idea to start telling the world the story about Robtopia.

First off, Robtopia began after the United States developed the technology to travel great distances in short periods of time. Light speed. Using space ships the size of states (as described by Carl Sagan in Cosmos), we gathered our fellow Americans and moved to Mars. Why? Because all our disagreements seem to stem from foreign soil.

We began to terraform Mars so that we could breath and so that water could thrive. The terraforming would allow the polar carbon ice caps to melt, creating said water (sounds like it could work). Half the planet is owned by the government so that they can advance our society even further. This would be done by building better space crafts allowing for deeper travel into the universe, and possibly finding intelligent life elsewhere.

The other half is used by the citizens.

FYIs about Robtopia:

1) Paul H. Clark is not allowed for he ruins everything good.
2) Actors and screenwriters aren't allowed to express political opinions construed as facts unless they quite the acting and screenwriting business and become political pundits.
3) The unit of currency no longer shows former presidents, but rather is opened for advertisements. This way we can pay for the production of money. At first, the dollar bill will say, "Advertise Here." Eventually companies like McDonald's and WalMart will be all over the place.
4) Teachers expressing political opinions can be fired right away. After that, they will be stripped down and laughed at by passer-byes. I must clarify that this only includes preaching opinions, and not opinions that are discussed with in friendly conversation.
5) Everyone must support our state by "I [heart] Robtopia" bumper stickers.

Quick Thoughts

Politicians are in it to win, not for what is best for our country. If you settle on believeing what they tell you about their opponents, then you are an idiot. It is their job to win, their income relies on it. I will probably expand upon my thoughts at a later time becuase I know the Chuckster will use DNC talking points in one of his articles.

The NFL Blows

College football is so much more entertaining. An upset in college means so much, while there really isn't an upset in the NFL. Just players finally playing up to their pay grade. But what upsets me the most about the NFL is how much media coverage it gets, causing non stories to be big time.

For example, the Giants have gone on two separate cold streaks this year. And in the middle of those cold streaks, they were the Super Bowl team pick out of the NFC. You win a couple games in the NFL, and you are great. You lose a couple, you are finished. College football, teams go on poor streaks, but it doesn't get as much coverage. Miami has gone through so much this season, and they still don't get as much coverage by ESPN as the Atlanta Falcons and Mike Vick do.

Rex Grossman went from the best QB in the league to fans wanting him benched for Brian Griese. There was a couple weeks where the Bears weren't that good, because they lost a game, but now are the best again. Oh wait, they lost to the Patriots. I guess it's on to some other team.

All the celebrating is so damn annoying. As long as a TD wasn't given up, the defense gets up celebrating. And as long as you didn't turn the ball over the offense gets up shoving it back in the defenses face. I have been so turned off by the NFL that I spend more time doing homework on Sundays than actually watching football. And I love football. It's sad this sport cannot get its act together.

And all the boring stories for the pregame. I don't care that some third string safety got into a car accident as a child and lost a finger nail.

I guess what I hate about the NFL is all the BS that is tied up in it. No game really matters, the players are full of themselves, and ESPN is non stop. Just play football.

To show how big a Sublime fan I am

This is a picture of the Sublime stuff I have, although it is a couple years old, and a few things may be left out.

Good article

I thought the Racism is Still a Predominant Problem article, by Azure Wall, was pretty good. One thing that didn't get mentioned, probably because it was off topic, was that the people who are suing for feeling threatened were in the balcony. I guess they were afraid Kramer would develop the gift of flight. There were more points I thought of, but I read the article before Mrkt 443 and didn't feel like re-reading it before I write this. So, let the babble begin.



I have two good friends that are black. I make fun of them for being black and they make fun of me for being white ("Can you lend me some of your drug money?" Response, in the famous white man voice as dubbed by a black man, "I don't have any money because you keep me down.").

Racism in the Midwest is vastly different from the east coast. Back home, everything is so integrated, you cannot survive by being racist. You become real friends. Here, any mention of a stereotype and you belong in the KKK. I was at a party a couple years ago and a white, Conan O'Brien look-alike said the N-word and he got kicked out of the party. A little extreme. No black person, probably with in a block, to get offended by the statement.

I don't think that me having black friends means that I know all on the topic, I just think that growing up in a 50/50 area, and sitting next to minorities at lunch for all those years puts me a little better position to understand the issues. And I've discussed this topic with both my home boys and they agree that Midwestern cats are ignorant towards actual racism. They feel it their duty to be offended by something that has no direct meaning. Moral high horse and shit.

Born to Run

Bruce isn't a lefty. I probably said that, I was wrong. He is an ignorant, money seeking whore who realizes money is gotten by pandering to the left, hippie wannabees. Unfortunately, he began to believe the lies.

But, I heard somewhere that "Born to Run," had anti-military meanings to it, so I just went on a mission to find out if that informant was speaking out of their ass or not. Some interesting tidbits:

The album was praised for sounding like a Phil Spector production--Rock History, word. Brucie wanted to sound like "Roy Orbison singing Bob Dylan, produced by Spector." Wikipedia.

An excerpt from the songs separate page goes like this:

Written in the first person, the song is a love letter to a girl named Wendy (Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend I wanna guard your dreams and visions...; I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight/in an everlasting kiss!), whom the bike-riding protagonist certainly has the passion to love, but may not have the patience. However, Springsteen has noted that it has a much simpler core: getting out of Asbury Park.

It appears I was pretty far off base. The person who told me Born to Run had an alternate meaning mispronounced Dyer Maker, so I should have known right then she was and idiot. Plus, she is a liberal idealist.

Some of the cultural references listed on the site are pretty funny.

In connection

In connection with the Opulence violence, police are looking for this man. Any information please do not hesitate to call crime stoppers. He is wanted for inciting the riot.

Opulence Story

It appears I was wrong, no one was killed. The DN reports that someone was throwing beer bottles, and then wouldn't leave when he was asked to. I guess the cops came and they got beer bottles thrown on them. The entire police force was probably needed. Why not call in the National Guard?

Why no rematch

The popular argument for U-M to get a second shot at OSU is that the BCS should put the best two teams in the championship game, and it is. The problem is if you give U-M two shots to beat OSU, the system is screwed up. Two other teams have impressive resumes, but are going to be left out because people think they aren't as good. They very well might not be as good as U-M, but you can't give one team two shots to win a title, and others not even one shot.

It appears that USC will face OSU, the way it should be, but I bring it up because ESPN loves saying that U-M is the second best team and that the BCS is designed to place #1 and #2 against each other. If you remember, ESPN said that USC was the best team of all time last year. Texas wasn't, though.

Don't you hate it

Don't you hate it when people type in big letters? It isn't necessary, and can get annoying. Attention seekers.

Quick thoughts

While I'm sorta on the topic...

National Health Care is useless. It reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me. His mother in law lives in some foreign country with NHC, and every time she visited America, she would berate Chip about his country not caring about its citizens. This poor lady got sick, and where did she go when she got sick? Yep.

This is because Doctors do not like NHC because it effects their income. Therefore, any good Doctor moves out of that place.

Plus, I'm pretty sure NHC only covers the little things.

This is a very uninformed opinion, though.

Why China will not be a power

My marketing teacher made a comment today that China will become the economic power soon, and it is a reality we need to deal with. First off, I like this teacher, but to what I perceive to be the facts.

Prosperity will not develop under a communist society. This is because wealth creates wealth. Money is needed to grow. Under communist leadership, the state prospers while the citizens work for little to nothing.

Another necessity to become an economic power is innovation. Innovation does not thrive in a poorly paid society. With out innovation, they will continue to mass produce our cookie cutters for a small amount.

Also, communist societies tend to push out their intelligent citizens because income is not available. Why stay in China and make enough to feed your family when you can move to South Korea or America and make a nice living?

My Mom

My mother is one of today's great philosophers. I will try to make this a continual piece of things my mother has told me.

First off, a couple of her very funny jokes:

"I want Turtle Soup, and make it snappy."

haha

"I want Rabbit Stew, and hop on it."

oh boy.

A little trick she taught me when spelling the ever-difficult word, "therapy," is that you can break it down into two words. "The" and "rapy." This is one of those words you need to pull out all the tricks in the book to remember.

Need more proof?

I think this is pretty clear.

New Sublime Box Set

Is freaking amazing. As big of a fan as I am, and as much rare stuff that I have, I couldn't imagine there were all these studio productions I hadn't heard before. Probably the coolest thing that has been released in the past nine years.

Sublime Box Set, Everything Under the Sun



I bought mine at Best Buy for over $50, but it came with a little poster.

Something I'm really looking forward to

Something that has got me pumped and really excited is the prospect of moving back to Maryland, and on that journey back to Maryland, upon arrival to Crofton, I blast, "The Boys are Back in Town." Maybe I get out of the car in slow motion with the song still going.

Opulence closes with another "Bang"

There is a bar right next to my building that seems to attract Lincoln's finest. At least once a month cops line the street and arrest all the "innocent" people leaving it. I don't know if it is a record or not, but 25 cop cars were parked outside of the bar. It was so bad, they had to close down the street.

If I was to take a guess, someone got stabbed or shot. A death occurred. What else could it be? Would they close the entire street down for a brawl? I don't think so. Homicide detectives are probably on their way, and that was why they had to close down the street, and kick everyone off the sidewalk on this side.

All this information was gathered from looking out of my 6th floor window, but a fair guess is that a fight broke out, and when the cops got there to break it up, and make their arrests, a shot fired, and someone died. I didn't hear anything, but out of nowhere, about five or six cops jetted inside at once, and they were scattered around outside. Back-up was called.

I know more will come out sometime tomorrow, but I unfortunately do not watch the news, and I only get to read the school paper. I'll probably forget about it by the time I get a paper to double check.

Quick Thoughts

One who says, "you always have to be right," is the one who truly must always be right, otherwise they wouldn't get so upset about it.

Bigfoot guest appearance

Bigfoot was on Good Eats, with Alton Brown. They were using his mystique as a way to tell the viewer to not leave when roasting a Turkey. I think he has a future in show biz if he can ever defeat the S.P.

Sony PS3

This system is going to be amazing. But, something that has me more intrigued is the percentage of people that are already waiting in lines for the system. I would say that more than 50% plan on selling it on ebay after getting it. Hell, a good amount of people are selling them now, just because they are already in line.

I was contemplating getting in one of the lines so that I could actually use the system, but had a limit of time that I would wait in line. Considering these lines began like seven hours ago, ain't no way in hell I'll get one.

Also, every store I've called has said they have more people waiting in line than items in stock. Those people are going to be majorly pissed off that they froze their asses off for nada. I guess they are waiting and hoping someone dies while in line so they can move up and get one.

I wonder if anyone is selling their spots in line. That would have been the smart move. Offer your spot in line for like $200, and then just go home. The people that buy the spot will be paying $900 or whatever for the system, but then they could resell it on ebay for $3000. Or, they could just buy the system and play with it when they wouldn't have been able to get one before.

John Stewart last night

He had Ched Chopple on talking about his switch to the Animal Planet. Chopple is actually a somewhat likable guy. I guess it has something to do with him being employed for so long. He definitely had his share of cracks at the president, as did Shitwart, but I would have watched the entire interview if I cared.

Something I thought was funny, though. Chopple had this joke saying we know Iraq has WMDs
because we still have the receipts, or something like that. Hmmmm, I was under the impression that Bush lied to us and that Iraq didn't have WMDs. What this tells me is that you can say there are no WMDs, and that Bush is a liar right after, or before (your prerogative), saying they do have WMDs. It's a win-win for the democrats. They get to show off how funny they are with their clever jokes and the republicans have no way of being right.

SNL: Schweaty Balls

Another great SNL skit.

Surprise

Alec Baldwin's blog is on the Huffington Post. Enjoy.

Part 2 of the Baldwin v. Hannity

Alec Baldwin walks out on his interview because he is a little bitch. All his part of the argument was that Hannity is an incredibly ignorant, no talent boob. Alec has a blog so I'm going to go on a mission to find this blog.

I don't know how old this is, but it's funny

I found this on youtube while trying to find the Alec Baldwin Schweaty Balls skit. Alec shows how mature he is.

Nothing in today's DN to bitch about

I couldn't find anything to bitch about in today's DN, but I didn't really read anything. Just skimmed through the shorts and titles and found nothing worthy of my complaints in the eds.

But there is one captivating piece about streakers. Ahhh, nothing says college like a bunch of dumb asses running around with no clothes.

The past couple days had a food sale that consisted of all kinds of worldly foods. I only had some of the Czech food, and it was amazing. Sour Kraut (which BTW, I wonder what the Czech call it), pork, dumplings... excellent.

Devil's Advocate

Don't you hate the Devil's Advocate? This post is to inform you of the truth about the D.A.

For many years it was thought that they have a problem with arguing. They must disagree with whatever is said, even if it is over the most trivial of life instances. But the problem actually stems from something far deeper.

Take for example you are arguing about, lets say, pop culture icons using their image to hammer the thoughts of the left into your skull. Say, you spent six bucks on a movie or $70 on a cable bill and all you get is John Stewart making ignorant cracks at the president, the network news reporting half the story, and Alec Baldwin's mug everywhere. Lets just use this as an example.

So, you are arguing with some D.A. about this fictional situation and you actually win the debate. You get the D.A. to concede by saying, "you are right." It would appear that everything is fine and dandy and that this advocate of the devil has been sent back to hell. But then, out of nowhere, the same damn argument pops up later, using the same failed points as last time.

All the above does is set me up to my conclusion. And that is, the Devil's Advocate doesn't have a problem with arguing. Instead, they have a problem with not being able to shut the fuck up. When they appear to concede, what really happens is that they thought of something else they want to talk about. Something else they can bother their friends with.

What you need to do to help these people is make them quit cold turkey. Capture them, lock them in a dark and wet basement with duct tape over their mouth, and leave them by themselves for a week. Repeat if necessary.

Pretty sweet site

I was farting around at work today and realized I need to go grocery shopping relatively soon. I hate making lists because I either a) leave them behind or b) forget to put a bunch of stuff I need on the list. Well, this site is set up like a pre-list so you can check things you need, add things that the list doesn't include. All that good stuff. I liked it.

Teve Torbes Wrote the Book

One of my favorite skits from SNL is this skit. I can't find the video of it, yet, but reading the transcript is still quite amusing. It has been a while since I've seen it.

I kind of recede my last post

The Guest Commentary ripped into the editorials for their negative articles. It was focused on what they say about the ASUN, but it should show that the editorial staff speaks out their ass. They don't do any research on their articles, and it is a stretch to get out any facts that aren't crowded by their opinion. Well, Heerten and Lippstreau rarely ever give facts.

To be honest, I think I only read the editorials that might piss me off. There could be some that aren't that bad, but if I agree with the message I don't bother reading it.

I just wasted five minutes of my life

I just finished reading Ashleigh Steele's Abortion is a Women's Choice article in the DN. It seems like the DN has become a haven for ramblings. Yesterday, Paul's buddy Chuck Lippstreu babbled on about Black Friday. That article could have been held off till that week. And of course he used the ever popular word, "corporate" in his article as much as he could. FYI, when you say that word in a negative fashion, it means you know what's up.

And why, since last Tuesday, does every article gloat about the elections? Did the Republican writers do that? Maybe, I don't remember, but seeing how annoying it is, I won't after the democrats do nothing with their power, and the right party gets it back in four years.

We could be in trouble

Due to the recent Bigfoot activity, a time riff has been created. A document that is at least two years old re-appeared on our scanner. This is quite amazing. I will try and contact the FBI to see if they can get a team out here to examine this document. I'm a little worried that it could be radioactive.

DN: Local political prisoners inspire activist thought

This article, written by the famous Lee Heerten, is basically about hippies and how in-tune to the world and its struggles they are. Some old hag spoke in Nebraska about the poor Black Panthers and how they were arrested because they were black, or something. Yeah, everyone in jail is innocent. We should take a poll.

Then it transitions into a "stand-up and fight," piece, saying that one person is weak, but many are strong. What a thought. And somewhere along the lines the war in Iraq became Rummy's war. Not too surprising considering he gets all his material off of the DNC website. But, lets imagine this is Donald Rumsfeld's war. He tricked this entire country into believing it was necessary to go into Iraq. What would he have had to do to accomplish this?

First, he would have a talk with the Muslims after WWII. He needed to get them extra pissed off about being kicked out of the shit hole area some of them lived in. He needed them so upset about it that the religion of peace would resort to murdering any and everyone they could.

Next, he would have to convince Jimmy Carter to avoid going into, and saving, Iran from the Ayatollah. Probably not a hard move considering the typical democrat's response is to sit and wait. But, this move is important because losing Iran means we have no allies in the middle east. Very important for his future plans.

After a little while off, Rummy would have to make his way to Iraq and have them develop biological weapons, and begin production on WMDs. At this time, in the early 90s, we had a President by the name of Bush in the office. Rummy knew that this president would go into Iraq if they threatened national security. The dictator of Iraq was killing innocent people, and it wouldn't have been a stretch to say he would try to kill other innocent people, outside of their state. We went into Iraq, but avoided going into Baghdad because we thought that leaving him crippled but in power would create stability. It did for a while, but they wouldn't remain crippled forever. While his plan seems to have been complete, not going into Baghdad left a bad taste in his mouth.

Something else Rummy might have done, which has been swept under the rug, is sneak into President Clinton's, Joe Biden's, Hillary Clinton's, John Kerry's, etc. speech writer's office and add-in that Iraq has, and is working on, WMDs. And, that it is critical that we stop them from advancing their technology because these weapons in the hands of Hussein are very dangerous. He was trying to push us into another war in the 90s, but it failed because the Democrats have short attention spans and forgot they ever said those things.

So, Rummy needs to have a little talk with UbL about a certain date in September. Rummy so badly wants to go to war with Iraq, that he helps develop a plan to crash some planes in some tall buildings. This will cause us to invade Afghanistan, spreading out all the terrorists into nearby countries, one such country being Iraq. Iraq, with their aforementioned WMDs, now has a buyer living inside their country. If we don't act on them right away, then the terrorists that Rumsfeld trained will have the capability to blow us to smithereens.

Donald Rumsfeld has one hell of a future outlook when he began "his" war when he was only 13 years old. I must give it to him. He had a plan and stuck with it.

But back to the article at hand.

What the hell took this totally awesome old lady so long to make it to Nebraska? Were we not willing to give her the requested speaking fee all those years?

Update: My madre had a couple things to add:

First, if she's on the FBI's top ten why didn't some one call them and tell them she was there? All who saw her were abetting a criminal. I don't think that's such a wonderful way to start your article, that she is on the FBI's most wanted as if that's something impressive.

Second, I hope he really researched the men that are imprisoned wrongly. Not to say they are there under false pretenses, but the one or two things he mentioned in the article do not turn cases around. They need clearer evidence that proves the last decision was wrong based on the info at the time. Unless some other evidence has been brought forward they are left in jail. If they were wrongly imprisoned we owe them a lot, just like the men and women serving in the military that don't and won't get half the attention these two jailbirds get.

Thirdly, boy if the case of voting the dems into power helps, then maybe they will release all those "innocent" people stuck in jail. We think that Iraq is bad wait until the "unjustly imprisoned" are freed. I don't think that changing the status of congress will help free those men, it's called "evidence" that will free them, well maybe the dems have been hiding it all this time, who knows...you know they want to look good so freeing some prisoners will be helpful to their wonderful cause.

Don't waste your time

The previous post about a ping pong site is a waste of time. I took the bait and found out it is a site that Paul uses to peddle his new book. Paul, that's even low for you.

1 out of 4 ain't bad

So, we finally get the honorable Paul H. Clark to join us. Well, he successfully learned how to post, but unfortunately, he failed to say anything worth while. I personally apologize to the world for his babbling. Maybe he can eventually write something worth reading, but knowing him, it's unlikely.

A little bit about Paul Clark...

He is a self-proclaimed anarchist. Mainly, he is an anarchist because being one is, the ever-important, "cool." He will do and say anything that can be labeled as "fringe" because hanging out on the outside is, once again, "cool."

He reads books about Nazi's and Communists to, supposedly, widen his horizon, but really, he just hopes someone is watching him read such hip books.

I'll save the rest about Paul Clark for later.

Yet another Update:

Two in one day.

Professor of French, Jordan Stump, has reported that he saw a man walking down a lonely street one chilly winter day, all bundled up in a brown winter coat. This "man" turned in the exact manor that Bigfoot had in the famous Patterson Film.

This got me and my colleague, Leif Milliken, thinking...What if Bigfoot shaved? It would be nearly impossible to tell him apart from an everyday hobo. If he was wearing a big over coat, that is. This allows for them to be a bigger part of our society with out us even knowing it. Who ever stairs a hobo in the face?

Update:

Bigfoot has been playing with one of our employees in the Department of Modern Languages and Literatures at UNL. Although he is a humble creature, he must have his fun. Sunday, November 12th, Bigfoot had his fun by snatching the box cutter from the floor after Dr. Ganim accidentally knocked it on the ground.

When we learn how to communicate to Bigfoot, we might be able to get back all the things we have lost through the years. I will be trying to decipher the Bigfoot tongue over the next few years.

The True Great War

Part Two

It was very important to lay some ground work because what I am about to tell you may burst a blood vessel.

With our universe and the existence of other universes better understood, I must introduce a new character. A major player in this true great war. One who protects and serves this universe much like our armed services protect our country. They do it for everyone but themselves. Its name is Bigfoot. As stated in my very first post, Bigfoot is a trans-dimensional entity. This allows Bigfoot to travel through all 11 dimensions at will, and if you recall from part one, that includes the membrane dimension that is the gateway to the parallel universes. Why would Bigfoot want to transit to this specific dimension? It could be because it has the most intellegent life, or it has the cleanest air. It could be that this universe, and our planet specifically, has some really neat forested areas. Who knows for sure?

I have a theory that is probably the most reliable. Taking what has already been thought up, Bigfoot is a transdimensional entity that is protecting this universe from none-other-than Shadow People, another trans-dimensional entity. Shadow People, on the other hand, are considered by many to be ghostly objects from other universes, that represent death. Researchers believe that when seeing a Shadow Person, you will soon die. Many researchers have actually died to get me this information. Shadow People, or wraith as they are commonly called (Lord of the Rings), can bring about death as they travel. You've never heard of Bigfoot killing anyone. The fact that they are in and out of this universe so quickly makes them nearly impossible to stop. This is how Bigfoot is involved in the Great Trans-Dimensional Wars.

Cool Picture

This was taken from the UNL home page. I love how the guy's brown hair is all curly, while his white hair is sticking out.

The Leftist Media's Attacks

I thought I would expand on Rob's comments on the Simpson's attack on the military tonight. The attacks on the military of this country who sacrifice their lives (either through the time away from their families or through the ultimate sacrifice of dying in battle) is despicable. However, the attacks on the military and the U.S.A. do not come only from television shows like the Simpson's or Family Guy; they come from a political party--the Democrats--and their cohorts in the media. You can look at the episode of the Simpson's tonight (one day after Veteran's day and two days after the 231st birthday of the Marines-semper fi) or the episode of Family Guy a week ago and see an attempt at humor by picking on these courageous and outstanding individuals. While these attempts at humor are tasteless, they are simply composed of only humor and are basically harmless. However, the other members of the media that are supposed to be credible newspapers, magazines, and news channels work to undermine this country in a much more serious manner. They help leak highly classified and highly effective terrorist surveillance programs (the New York Times); they write glowing, puff-piece articles about Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Kim Jong-Il while insulting and undermining President Bush and his administration; they televise terrorist propaganda that shows terrorists searching out and murdering U.S. troops after telling the terrorists who provided them with the video that they will give the terrorists a "fair shake" (CNN); and they carry the water for the attacks on this country and its military overseas from an entire political party's leadership in the House and Senate.

It is this almost anti-American attitude (because a Republican is the President) and these stories that hurt the morale of the troops who are fighting to spread freedom and democracy to all people throughout the world and who are fighting to protect the freedoms we still enjoy here at home. It is this attitude and these stories that undermine not only the President of the United States of America but the entire country. It is this attitude and these stories that build up the support for the terrorists across the world whose sole purpose in life is to attack and kill as many people who do not agree with their backward and disgusting views. It is this attitude and these stories that cause some people in this country to view their own country as the evil ones who are destroying the world. It is this attitude and these stories that expose our country to potential attacks from terrorists who want to destroy us all. It is this attitude and these stories that if not stopped, will lead to our country's ultimate demise. These news sources must be held accountable and not be allowed to continue their trashing of this country. And it these politicians that must be punished by defeat at the polls, not rewarded like they were last Tuesday, November 7. I pray that the American people will come to understand the seriousness of this war we face and not be fooled by the Democrat party in two years when they head to the polls to not only elect members of the House and the Senate, but also to elect the leader of the free world.

Simpson's sucked tonight

When did the Simpson's become so political? Even worse, anti-military? I can take innocent pokes at the armed services, I laugh at good Bush impersonations (Dana Carvey, Will Ferrell), and I found Borat extremely amusing (in fact, I don't understand what all the huff is about). I know Seth McFarland is a lefty, but he sticks to harmless jokes. Tonight's Simpsons episode really seemed like they had some vendetta, as if the United States Army raped and murdered the writer's family.

The Simpson's took Army recruitment and acted like they are doing a disservice to our country. In the middle of the bashing, they called the soldiers "gay." Following that up, they act like the Army is so desperate that they must resort to elementary schools for enlistment. There is more, but I was more entertained with my school work than the show.

Some may argue that its over-the-top plot should tell everyone it's just a joke. Anyone with half a brain can read through the lines and see that everything they are making fun of is everything the left force feeds us. Everything that Kerry says is true about the Army. Saying that we are attacking innocent people, blah blah blah. Honestly, I think the military should be considered untouchable. But, if you are going to make fun, have some class.

Which brings me to another point... It isn't right for writers and creators to voice their political opinions. They have an unfair advantage over the rest of us. They have been given this soap box with the audience of millions. I have faith in the American public being capable to decipher B.S. from the truth, but unfortunately, the left strikes from all sides. And it's their job. They are in it to make money and get elected. For the power, as all politicians are. No one can fault them for doing it. They have this medium so they should use it. But when creators of cartoons and sit-coms flood their viewers with repetition of what the left spews, the viewers may begin to believe it. These people (Dixie Chicks, Alec Baldwin, The Simpson's creators, and the many more that I can't think of at this moment) should just shut up.

By the way, I'm a Navy guy.

Democratic Party

How would you rank the Democratic party. Take people such as Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, John Edwards, Howard Dean, John Kerry, and Al Gore. From 1-6, six being the least favorite, how would you rank them? I tell you one way you wouldn't rank them, how they dress.

How idiotic does it sound to rank Howard Dean #1 because he wears a slick tie, or Bill Clinton #2 because he has a nice suit? Very idiotic.

Instead, the proper way to rank this party would be by deciding how harmless they are, and ranking that harmless person #1. Therefore, the correct ranking would be:

1. John Edwards
2. Al Gore
3. Howard Dean
4. Bill Clinton
5. Jimmy Carter
6. John Kerry

John Edwards is John Edwards.

Al Gore is spending time telling the world about the dangers of ManBearPig, or something. He seems to have gone crazy. Probably because he spent too many years with Clinton.

Howard Dean is pretty much as harmless as the rest. He was abandoned by his political party and that was because they saw how stupid and annoying the cat is. Making fun of this guy is too easy. What keeps him behind Gore is all his motivational speeches to the terrorists.

Bill Clinton is a slime ball. His power has begun to fade away. The fact he is an ex-president could be dangerous, but he isn't as vocal about his opinions as #5. Plus, I think he sees how big of a tool Carter is and he doesn't want to appear the same way. Clinton's mystique has worn off on some of the right, as well, and if he acts like Carter, those people will become sick of him.

Jimmy Carter is nuts. He goes to other countries and under-minds this staff and country's efforts. He did all he could to destroy this country's middle eastern allies while he was president.

John Effing Kerry. This shit bag has been given a stand and a mic for not-stop blabbing. He ended up with worse grades then our president at Yale, but gets away with calling him stupid. He has married into more money than this president possesses, but says he understands the poor. He calls the troops idiots, and then blames the president for politicizing the war. He speaks out his ass more than Jim Carrey, but amazingly never gets called out on it by the media. The fact this guy can say anything he wants, and will never be second guessed makes him extremely dangerous.

That is the proper way to organize the party. Not by how they dress.

The True Great War

Part One


The world we live in is not alone. I'm not saying there is intelligent life beyond this Solar System, or even beyond this galaxy, although the odds are in its favor. Rather, I am referring to the existence of other universes, or realities if you will, and the likelihood that life forms exist on those planes of existence. You see, the time and space we live in can be labeled as a plane. Not a plane such as how our planets are aligned, but rather the entire three-dimensional universe exists with-in the space and time plane.


The creation of our universe is suspected to be from the collision of membranes that lie with in the 11th dimension. These membranes are of different shapes and sizes, and are not solid in form. Therefore, when these membranes collide it causes a ripple and further collisions across the membranes. This is what is referred to as the big bang. The ripples in the membranes were transposed into matter, and, as the famous equation says, E=mc2. With ungodly amounts of mass being shot out at the speed of light, enough energy was available to create our universe.


What this theory, and it is only considered a theory because it cannot be proven with the technology at hand nor will it be proven in the foreseeable future, the existence of parallel universes is possible. Not only is it possible, but it is necessary. Each universe being slightly different from the last. A universe where the laws of physics we see and know do not hold up. A universe where simply you do not exist.


Next, I will examine what all this means, and how it effects you and me. Next...I will begin to talk about the True Great War!

Blind People

Have you ever noticed how blind people always seem to know where they are going? How do they know when to cross the street? One thing you don't see blind people doing is walking off in random directions, bumping into things.

I saw it the other day. I'm coming home from work and at the bus stop on 11th street next to the Embassy Suites, about seven blind folk file off the bus. I begin to think about how they always know exactly where they are headed, and wondering whether or not one of them is Dare Devil, when all of a sudden, an older lady walks into the back of an SUV in the valet parking area of the hotel. I think about how odd, yet funny, that was, but no sooner do I look up to see another blind, this time younger female, stuck on a branch of one of the bushes.

This is beginning to crack me up. As I'm heading towards the crosswalk, another blind guy started crossing the street way before the crosswalk, and continued by almost moving diagonal through the intersection. Now I'm in a gaggle of the remaining blind people so I cover up my face. Yeah, it didn't dawn on me. I also didn't want them to hear my laughing.

I was telling this story to Paul H. Clark that night and he said it was like something out of Seinfeld. Someone would have caught me laughing and started telling me how immature I was. Then, one of the blind ladies would have started crying. And Kramer's parents would have ended up being blind.

It's strange how funny the blind can be.

Why People Listen to Music

There are people that truly enjoy music for what it is. Those people are typically referred to as hippies and old farts. But, can a youth go into Homer's, take a gander through the, lets say, Jazz section, and buy a CD with out hoping that someone is looking at how cool they are... because they listen to Jazz? I mean, you do have to really be in-tune with music and what it is all about to listen to Jazz because there are no words and, therefore, has been dubbed "boring."

People that buy jazz albums today, below the age of 40, are faux-hipsters (as in the term's original meaning). They are attention whores looking to get their attention fix from anyone and anywhere. In this instance, they are trying to gain attention from other customers or store employees.

As soon as they leave, that CD will be thrown to the side. They have used clothes to buy.

Wikipedia edits their thoughts

Wikipedia had a section titled, "Alternate Theories," about Bigfoot. One simply lay claim to Bigfoot basically being Chewy, the Wookie from Star Wars. The more realistic claim, which begin my fascination with Bigfoot, was stated as such:

"Some researchers have suggested that Bigfoot is not a normal flesh-and-blood creature at all, but rather a 'trans-dimensional' entity that can pass through wormholes and enter our universe for short periods of time."

We all know that out-of-the-box theories aren't highly regarded in this conservative world, but I have a feeling this cover-up comes from a higher source. President Bush, I'm on to you.

I will get into my theories of Bigfoot eventually, but our so-called president is planning on capturing and using Bigfoot's trans dimensional abilities to further his own career, and to harvest other universes of their oil.

Something must be done.